January 7, 2010
I’m not verbatim convinced how it all came about but somehow Devra and I had gotten to talking about hats with horns and I said I wanted a hat with red horns and ear flaps.
Then I forgot all about it until Monday.
On Monday my doorbell rang and it was the UPS guy with a case. The unit contained this:

The awesomest hat that ever was.
It has red horns and ear flaps and it is fleece on the in jail. The strings that report in down on the sides have pointy triangles at the ends so they look like termagant tails.
I darling this hat.
Unshakeable I look like a nutter when I erode it in eminent, but this way nobody ever bothers me.
There is proper one obstreperous.
My son is terrified of this hat.
I culpability the stooge deuce.
I justly don’t recognize how the son of an Atheist mom comes to phobia the operator so much. I have always consideration that a elephantine part of the mind-boggler with organized doctrine was that some of it is so frightening - you recognize, like smiting and plagues and immutable hellfire and whatnot.
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